Poema en python ;-)

if you in (depressed, sadness, resignation):
    print 'me, my sweetheart'
if feel(you) is 'lonely' or feel(you) is 'neglected':
    talk_me(this)
while always:
    I.take_care(you)
    if you.love() is not me:
        # I will follow in the madness
        # I will 
        break # down...
for emotion in my.heart:
    try:
        your.lover = me
    except:
        your.best_friend = me
if you.hate(me):
    love(me)
elif I.annoying():
    love(me)
else:

    love(me, how='deeply', when='now')

Vía. http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Cookbook/Python/Recipe/496781