if you in (depressed, sadness, resignation): print 'me, my sweetheart' if feel(you) is 'lonely' or feel(you) is 'neglected': talk_me(this) while always: I.take_care(you) if you.love() is not me: # I will follow in the madness # I will break # down... for emotion in my.heart: try: your.lover = me except: your.best_friend = me if you.hate(me): love(me) elif I.annoying(): love(me) else: love(me, how='deeply', when='now')
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